adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.
by Hans Beaverman December 13, 2003
I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."
by daddy March 10, 2004
by pussybandit May 04, 2010
by phildo shirey February 14, 2005
A High School kid who plays soccer... may be involved with ti-calc and cheats on Math Tets... Often times this word can be used to describe sexual toys a "Phil" would play with. May cause abrupt stop in sexual desire... or make you hornay!
Did you see Phildo today! Coach tottaly made him roll around the feild.
Phildo is going to kill corry!
DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!
Phildo is going to kill corry!
DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!
by phildo shirey February 16, 2005
A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020
by Tommytool August 31, 2010