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Phanatic
Phanatic by Marvel Phanatic September 15, 2021
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phanatik
A qu33r faguar who raped my cats anus, after doing this he had sex with every can of coke in my fridge.
While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.
But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.
BITCH
While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.
But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.
BITCH
omfg liek hi 2 u asl wanna cyber in my mums pants omg leik noes omg liek why omg omg omg omg cybah my cat? ok ok ok hi hi hi hi hi wanna cybah my dog ok
kthxbai
kthxbai
phanatik by Ratta Tat Tat June 25, 2004
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Phanticipation
• As with most pleasures, it's not so much the experience itself as the phanticipation that is enjoyable.
•The postponement of the Vegas Vlog has held phannies in eager phanticipation for several months.
•The postponement of the Vegas Vlog has held phannies in eager phanticipation for several months.
Phanticipation by tetrapaec March 20, 2025
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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