A qu33r faguar who raped my cats anus, after doing this he had sex with every can of coke in my fridge.
While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.
But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.
BITCH
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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.