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1. A player of an online game (e.g. Warcraft III) who has little or no skill. See also n00b or newbie.

Haha Almightykimahri lost so bad, what a ph00!
ph00 by Anthony Lane August 20, 2003
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ph00kedup 

1. "Fucked up".

2. A location in Internetville.

3. A word commonly used to express how big of a noob Alex is for watching Totally Spies.

This word originally came about as a caustic stab towards 80's text files lingo where 12 year old creators would replace F's with Ph's and O's with 0's. They would also intentionally spell words incorrectly.
ph00kedup

Alex watches Totally Spies.
ph00kedup by Zac69 May 15, 2008
Related Words
ph00kedup ph00l ph00 Ph00b ph00k

Ph00kedUp 

Amazing website with a high level of graphic detail, free pornography for little kids, and crackerjack box Driver's Licenses for angsty teens who would want them, which as you know from living in this outside world, we have given lots of so far, yet still so many remain left ungiven.
Dude.
Hold on, I'm fucking your sister in the ass.
Okay...Wait, what?
Anyway, what?
Dude, what?
What?
www.ph00kedup.com
Ohhh, okay.
Ph00kedUp by Alex69 May 3, 2008

ph00kedup 

Godly; Ownage; Marvelous.
fllllloooooddddddd. lol
"Yo, nigga. dat b my site."
"Ph00kedup 4 life"
ph00kedup by Ric69 September 25, 2005
Noun

used in 1337 speak, on video games, similar to noob

1. one that has the properties of a fool, or idiot
2. a noob
3. a person who gets owned, then teabagged
"you are such a ph00l i just owned your noob ass with my rocket launcher"

"i was owning ph00ls like no other last night online"
ph00l by UnSaNiTy August 16, 2004
Dude 1: j00 r teh ph00l
Dude 2: O yah wel j00 r teh... uh... ph00lish!
Me: I think idiot's a better word for you two "dudes".
ph00l by DoomBringer316 February 10, 2004
Another way of spelling 'fuck'. This uses the standard hacker jargon of 'ph', like phuck but with double 00s.
h3y, ph00k j00 bitch!!!!!
ph00k by JigsWithoutWoodstock September 16, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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