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Noun

used in 1337 speak, on video games, similar to noob

1. one that has the properties of a fool, or idiot
2. a noob
3. a person who gets owned, then teabagged
"you are such a ph00l i just owned your noob ass with my rocket launcher"

"i was owning ph00ls like no other last night online"
ph00l by UnSaNiTy August 16, 2004
Words you can keep
Dude 1: j00 r teh ph00l
Dude 2: O yah wel j00 r teh... uh... ph00lish!
Me: I think idiot's a better word for you two "dudes".
ph00l by DoomBringer316 February 10, 2004
Related Words
ph00l ph00kedup ph00 Ph00b ph00k

ph00kedup 

1. "Fucked up".

2. A location in Internetville.

3. A word commonly used to express how big of a noob Alex is for watching Totally Spies.

This word originally came about as a caustic stab towards 80's text files lingo where 12 year old creators would replace F's with Ph's and O's with 0's. They would also intentionally spell words incorrectly.
ph00kedup

Alex watches Totally Spies.
ph00kedup by Zac69 May 15, 2008

Ph00kedUp 

Amazing website with a high level of graphic detail, free pornography for little kids, and crackerjack box Driver's Licenses for angsty teens who would want them, which as you know from living in this outside world, we have given lots of so far, yet still so many remain left ungiven.
Dude.
Hold on, I'm fucking your sister in the ass.
Okay...Wait, what?
Anyway, what?
Dude, what?
What?
www.ph00kedup.com
Ohhh, okay.
Ph00kedUp by Alex69 May 3, 2008

ph00kedup 

Godly; Ownage; Marvelous.
fllllloooooddddddd. lol
"Yo, nigga. dat b my site."
"Ph00kedup 4 life"
ph00kedup by Ric69 September 25, 2005
Another way of spelling 'fuck'. This uses the standard hacker jargon of 'ph', like phuck but with double 00s.
h3y, ph00k j00 bitch!!!!!
ph00k by JigsWithoutWoodstock September 16, 2004
1. A player of an online game (e.g. Warcraft III) who has little or no skill. See also n00b or newbie.

Haha Almightykimahri lost so bad, what a ph00!
ph00 by Anthony Lane August 20, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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