Dude in leet.
Dude 1: Luk D00mBringar I'm liek d00d numba oen.
Me: ...That's nice.
plural of tattoo.
Me: That man, look at his tats.
Sucks in leet.
Dude 1: d00d thr33 and d00mbringar316 r teh suX0rz.
Dude 3: Leet sucks.
Rocks in leet. No, not rocks as in stones. Idiot.
Dude 1: i r teh r0X0rz
Dude 2: no j00 iz teh suX0rz.
Dude 3: You both suck. I rock.
Dude 3: Oh yeah, you too.
k00l is kool in leet, which is cool in English.
Dude 3: j00 r so k00l.
Me: Awesome's a better word.
Fool in leet.
Dude 1: j00 r teh ph00l
Dude 2: O yah wel j00 r teh... uh... ph00lish!
Me: I think idiot's a better word for you two "dudes".
A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything
Dude 1 is a kiddie