pewt

A fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.

John totally pewted during communion this morning!

by Moral Orators August 21, 2008

Pewt

MORALLY ROTTEN, BAD,VILE,DECOMPOSING

Inside the refrigerator was absolutley PEWT as there had been meat left inside with no power switched on for weeks.

by Marnstar August 31, 2015

Pewt

the oposite of pwn, or bad. Randomly found, and turned into the greatest synonym for bad, trust me, you'll be saying it forever!!!

person a: Aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: Thats total pewt!!

by Richard Ryder April 18, 2008

As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

PewT-Series

The combining of YouTube's two most popular channels PewDiePie & T-Series which will equate to over 100 million subscribers and over 50 billion views

PewDiePie have decided to stop fighting the inevitable and merge with his competition T-Series the create PewT-Series

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

Pewting

T9 Word's (auto word finder) from a cell phone when trying to send the word 'sexting'

Are you pewting me or are you just happy to be texting me?

by Malorian Havoc July 19, 2010