When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

Pentatexter by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011

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pentate

A verb used to defecate for a significant period of time.

Hey bro, I have to go pentate rn.

pentate by PurdueboilermakerfromBoston June 18, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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