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pentateuch 

Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, Leviticus, Deuteronomy make up the Pentateuch
pentateuch by Judith Birgen September 26, 2007

pertater 

An annoying ass word that hippies use instead of potato. Potato is a modern word. Please use it instead of Pertater
I like me some pertater chips
pertater by Breezy.Rose June 25, 2017

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters 

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

Pentatexter 

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.
Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.
Pentatexter by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011
A verb used to defecate for a significant period of time.
Hey bro, I have to go pentate rn.