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Penos
1. A common typing error for penis
2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension
2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension
1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!
Penos by CreepyDude December 11, 2008
penoscrotal web
condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.
when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.
penoscrotal web by bgb24 December 19, 2007
Explosive Penosis
Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
Penostalgia
1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.
I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!
Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.
Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.
Penostalgia by KaliB25 April 27, 2011
PeAnos
PeAnos by Balislyfe69 January 30, 2017
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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