1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I
will punish you all!
Townsman (
crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos
will send us straight to hades!