petwition 

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

petwition by b_rock44 November 15, 2012

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition by trevbee August 27, 2017

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

pettiting by crazy party man March 17, 2009

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition 

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

petition by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

pezition 

Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or

(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.

If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.

pezition by QuacksO November 17, 2022