petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

ass patter

Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.

Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.

by dogflesh November 2, 2020

petterass

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."

Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

petterass

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.

"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski

by n4rf September 28, 2003

Olle Pettersson

a very cool person and is Emil Forsberg boyfriend

i am the cool Olle Pettersson, because i am Emil Forsberg boyfriend

by olle man December 8, 2021

petterass

Typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-pornography ring.

That old man next door is a petterass. Get the kids indoors!

by sewanee April 9, 2003

petterass

A "petterass" has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or asses you guys. Petterass is a way of calling someone PETTY and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. You would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petterass, but it really refers to their actions and attitude. Again-- petterass as meaning petty, small and minor doesn't refer to some guy petting small minors. HAHAHAHA!!! That is rich!

His critique of our definitions was petterass and banal.

by AsherReturns December 8, 2006