A person who updates their twitter or facebook account all the time, even when on the toilet or "pot." This would also be the couchpotato version of a tweeter. Someone who does nothing or little else.

Pronounced like a combination of potato and twitter. po' twitter

I can't believe I know everything about you. You're such a potwitter.

potwitter by Jayzie May 22, 2009

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pigsitterish

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.

We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.

pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

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peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.

"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"

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Patitters

Have you ever met anyone compleatly covered in acne and just couldnt find the right word for discribing their chest area, patitters refers to a man or womans boobs that are covered in acne

The root word pa refers to the latin word potato

Damn bro Kathryn's got some real nice patitters.

Patitters by Buffdaddy69XD March 15, 2020

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pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.

"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo

pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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