peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.

"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"

by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009

Peashooter

Peashooter is the first and primary attacking plant received in every game in the Plants vs. Zombies series. He is a peashooting plant that shoots one pea every 1.5 seconds, dealing 20 damage per shot.

How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."

by α яαи∂σм ρєяѕσи ωιтн fσитѕ November 18, 2019

pigshitter

A police officer or pig, who is either corrupt or cannot do a proper job. A waste of taxpayers dosh

That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders

by jonny bogroll the eigth August 20, 2021

Peashooter

The most regonizeable plat In the PVZ universe

Peashooters are just normal peashooters

by Firesmile 5555 September 20, 2020

Peashooter

1. A small hand gun that shoots pea-sized bullets.
2. A plant from the tower defense series "Plants vs. Zombies" that shoots peas at attacking zombies.

1. "When I threatened him, he pulled out a peashooter and I backed away with my hands in the air."
2. "When I planted the peashooter, it shot 10 peas before the zombie on it's lane was defeated."

by megasonic64 May 31, 2016

Peashooter Appreciation Day

January 29th is Peashooter Appreciation Day, a day where you must say something nice about peashooter.

“Hey Cassy, it’s Peashooter Appreciation Day!”
“Oh, uh Peashooter, your eyes are cool”

by Macc January 29, 2022

Peashooter Moment

A situation or scenario that starts out really good, but gets progressively worse as time goes on, just like a peashooter in the game "Plants vs Zombies". The peashooter is extremely useful as an early-game plant, but becomes dull and unusable as you progress and obtain stronger plants.

A: "Man this week started out so good, but now it's really shit."
B: "This is such a peashooter moment."

by BallerAssMf October 7, 2022