A person who updates their twitter or facebook account all the time, even when on the toilet or "pot." This would also be the couchpotato version of a tweeter. Someone who does nothing or little else.

Pronounced like a combination of potato and twitter. po' twitter

I can't believe I know everything about you. You're such a potwitter.

potwitter by Jayzie May 22, 2009

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pigsitterish

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.

We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.

pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

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peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.

"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"

peashitter by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009

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Patitters

Have you ever met anyone compleatly covered in acne and just couldnt find the right word for discribing their chest area, patitters refers to a man or womans boobs that are covered in acne

The root word pa refers to the latin word potato

Damn bro Kathryn's got some real nice patitters.

Patitters by Buffdaddy69XD March 15, 2020

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pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.

"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo

pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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