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The best girl you will ever meet. A perpetually happy person, the most shining beacon of light, and the prettiest girl on the planet. If you meet a Petré you will be blessed with the best luck for the rest of your life. Petré is the best person on the planet and if you meet her you will immediately die of happiness.
Wow, that girl is so great, she’s a regular Petré.
petré by fartces May 19, 2021
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A word for a man with a massive penis that pulls all the girls in a 50m radius of them.
wow that guy "petre" has a massive penis i wanna be like "petre"

"petre" fucked my girlfriend again i wish that i was "petre"

my goal is to be like "petre" and have a massive horse cock when i grow up!
Petre by petre3 May 4, 2022
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The best last name ever. Extremely Better than Diesso. The people with the last name Petre are obviously insanely athletic and are dumb rich.
Some day I wish I could be a Petre
Petre by Aaron Blaaake June 3, 2018
Is the name of a man that has an abnormally large willy and or cock and he fucks all the bitches

add him on snapchat @petre3
omg PETRE you have such a massive cock :)

fuck sake is that PETRE fucking my girlfriend again :(
Petre by petre3 May 4, 2022
Prostanac
Vai cat de Petre esti!
Petre by Drakesoul April 29, 2022
The name of a man blessed by the Gods in every way possible. Petre's family tree has considerably the biggest cocks known to man and God.
OMG. Did you see the video of Petre getting pantsed. His balls his the ground so hard I almost fell through the floor split it created. Why can't I be like him?
Petre by mrpetre January 30, 2023

salt petre 

salt petre - aka Potassium nitrate or Sodium nitrate,

Potassium nitrate is a chemical compound with a sharp, salty, bitter taste & the chemical formula KNO
3. It is an ionic salt of potassium ions K+ & nitrate ions NO3−, & is therefore an alkali metal nitrate. It occurs in nature as a mineral, niter (or nitre in the UK). It is a source of nitrogen, & nitrogen was named after niter. Potassium nitrate is 1 of several nitrogen-containing compounds collectively referred to as saltpeter (or saltpetre in the UK).

It is rumored to have been used in the military ,

In Prisons they mix it in with Koolaid known as county koolaid to curb the Male Libido / sexdrive , to cut down

On prison rape & keep them from being aggressive , makes them More Docile .

In layman's terms salt petre does the opposite of

Viagra, extense, enzyte,purple rhino, blue gas station pills,
cialis & other male enhancements.
Salt petre

Major uses of potassium nitrate are in fertilizers, tree stump removal, rocket propellants and fireworks. It is one of the major constituents of gunpowder (black powder).6 In processed meats, potassium nitrate reacts with hemoglobin and myoglobin generating a red color.

Saltpeter & other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it is toxic in high doses & can produce symptoms ranging from a mild headache & upset stomach to kidney damage & dangerously altered blood pressure.
salt petre by Blu_leef July 4, 2023
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