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Peternity Discord Server 

“Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever

peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
peternity test by QuacksO December 3, 2025

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.
A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.
Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Violet Evergarden automemory doll and eternity 

A absolute highly recommended masterpiece and one of the best anime that exists on this universe and outer universe with a high quality art

-repects to all the talented people who created this masterpiece <3
Violet Evergarden automemory doll and eternity is an absolute masterpiece

Eternity Code 

A code based on an entirely new, made up language. The language is usually known by a single person (the one who made it up). A code of this sort would theoretically take an eternity to crack, thus giving it it's name.
There is no single Eternity Code; anyone could make up their own, though it would take a lot of time because a whole new language would have to be thought out.
Read Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer, as I don't have my own example.
Eternity Code by Dan30 January 1, 2012

Frozen Eternity 

a very unknown melodic death metal band. but they sound really good, if they would be just a bit more known, they would have so many fans. oh, and the have a myspace page too. more info from there:

Frozen Eternity is widely known for their melodic, yet powerful sound. They combine the heavy grinding force of death metal, exceedingly colorful keyboard melodies and biting vocals to create a very illustrious sound.

FE formed back in mid 2005 by two teens, Cody Davis (Vocals/Guitar) and Josh Dummer (Guitar). After a few months of recording, they released a full length album, "Forgotten Past," in 2006. After much success of the album through Myspace and other music related sites, the two founders decided it was time to gather a full line-up of members. That was when Chris Jones (Drums) Paul Jones (Bass) Cody Dale (Keyboards) were all added to the list. They began playing many shows across their home state of Colorado in 2007 and have also recorded and released another CD entitled "Dreams Turned to Ashes."
guy1: omg frozen eternity is so fucking good!

guy2: who the fuck is frozen eternity?
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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