petchy 

(noun, IPA: /ˈpɛttʃi)

Australian colloquialism for a petrol or gasoline station

"Ohh mate, I was just at the petchy in Newfy (Newfarm) buying some creddy (mobile telephone credit) for me phone".

petchy by walcpot August 16, 2012

Mad Petchy 

A build up of anger over absolutely nothing. This anger at peak will turn the entire head the deepest beetroot red known to mankind and look like it is possibly emitting more heat than a supernova. Is often accompanied by the steady muttering "aha mmhu, aha mmhu" warning those nearby of the pending cataclysmic events to come.

The moment he saw that he was going to be asked you do something he just went off on a mad petchy.

Or

He'll have a heart attack going off on a mad petchy like that all the time.

Mad Petchy by Mush1234 December 4, 2021

Patchy Twat 

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.

Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”

Patchy Twat by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020

Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Patchy twat 

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

Patchy twat by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020

Patchy Twat 

A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.

The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today

Patchy Twat by Poppy B December 12, 2020

patchy twat 

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

patchy twat by demhorses December 12, 2020