petch 

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

petch by petch September 4, 2008

Petch 

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

Petch by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

petch 

combonation of meth and steriods.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

petch by Konoha March 12, 2009

petch 

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

petch by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006

petch 

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

petch by cyanidemoth September 26, 2005

PETCH 

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

PETCH by wanker April 27, 2003

Petch 

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

Petch by James o’connel October 1, 2019