PETCH

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by wanker April 27, 2003

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 10, 2020

petch

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

by petch July 04, 2006

Petch

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

by SlaughterTV April 13, 2009

petch

combonation of meth and steriods.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

by Konoha March 12, 2009

petch

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

by Moe Tavern November 27, 2006

petch

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

by cyanidemoth September 14, 2005