3 definitions by Mush1234
With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.
by Mush1234 October 29, 2021
A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.
I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.
by Mush1234 October 28, 2021
A build up of anger over absolutely nothing. This anger at peak will turn the entire head the deepest beetroot red known to mankind and look like it is possibly emitting more heat than a supernova. Is often accompanied by the steady muttering "aha mmhu, aha mmhu" warning those nearby of the pending cataclysmic events to come.
The moment he saw that he was going to be asked you do something he just went off on a mad petchy.
Or
He'll have a heart attack going off on a mad petchy like that all the time.
Or
He'll have a heart attack going off on a mad petchy like that all the time.
by Mush1234 December 4, 2021