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A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.
Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score
pesshit by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021
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peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.
"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"
peashitter by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009
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The lazy way of saying Piece of shit.
Work you Peashit!

You stupid Peashit.
Peashit by The SBDM Project!!! April 23, 2009
Excl. Phrase. A term used when particularly angry about something, usually relating to extreme grief on the toilet.

Verb. When one defecates and the spashback comes right back up the butthole, and then said person defecates again, thereby "pisshitting."

Verb. When one has a rather runny case of diarrhea that is more liquid than it is solid, much like plasma, butt less like diarrhea. You know, like when you have WAY too much greasy food and you get the shits. THAT's pisshitting.

Noun. The aforementioned kind of pisshitting where one has a runny case of the shits.

Noun (gerund). The act of pisshitting.
1. Aw, pisshit!

2.Although he was extremely careful to position his buttock on the porcelain throne, Tom's pisshitted all over himself, to which he exclaimed, "Aw, pisshit! There goes my sangwich!"

3. Tom leaned that when he pisshits, he needs to bring a couple towels with him to clean up the loose debris and utter destruction.

4. Tom's pisshit came out much like a Covenant plasma rifle, with unbridled energy and sonic fury. Unlike a plasma rifle, however, Tom's pisshit was more brown.

5. Tom pisshitted.
Pisshit by Mac (Not Mic) March 29, 2010
pisshit verb: to fuck up something or someone

with intense anger and joy
"The next time you mess up my order of french toast and orange juice I'm going to pisshit all over this place."
An extremely foul stench made up of the combined odors of piss fish and shit!
When she walked past I was smacked in the face with a pisshit stench so bad I almost died!!
Pisshit by MelBeezy May 18, 2022
to piss and shit at the same time.
"hey man I'm gonna go make like a bird and pisshit"
Pisshit by DJ Domino February 21, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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