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when you flush the toilet but forget to close the lid when flushing. Water from the toilet touches you and you get peeshit on yourself. You can also get peesheet on yourself when you overflow the toilet and it flows everywhere.
I went to the toilet the other day and I dropped my phone in the loo and got peeshit everywhere.
Peeshit by Moaningstyles March 7, 2016
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A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.
Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score
pesshit by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021

Pee Pee Shit 

Pee Pee Shit refers to a person who tries so hard to pee that shit comes out of their genitalia
Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out
Your name of Preshita gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.

You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age.

Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends.

Don't go on looks your life partner will be kind hearted and he will make you feel happy .

You will be shamed for your life partner but after sometime you will love him like no one.....
Preshita is so cute!!!!
preshita by Shakuntala September 2, 2018
n. a generic reference to a man or woman's genitals.
When they bent down, the shorts were so short, that you could see their peeshies.
peeshie by Maryann P. September 15, 2008

peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.
"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"
peashitter by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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