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When you have to shit so badly that you pee simultaneously. Considered a caustic acid trip on the commode and a wiping nightmare.
Kat made her own unpleasant bidet by taking a spastic peeshit after suffering from charmiphobia all evening.
peeshit by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015
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when you flush the toilet but forget to close the lid when flushing. Water from the toilet touches you and you get peeshit on yourself. You can also get peesheet on yourself when you overflow the toilet and it flows everywhere.
I went to the toilet the other day and I dropped my phone in the loo and got peeshit everywhere.
Peeshit by Moaningstyles March 7, 2016
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A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.
Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score
pesshit by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021

Pee Pee Shit 

Pee Pee Shit refers to a person who tries so hard to pee that shit comes out of their genitalia
Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out
Your name of Preshita gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.

You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age.

Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends.

Don't go on looks your life partner will be kind hearted and he will make you feel happy .

You will be shamed for your life partner but after sometime you will love him like no one.....
Preshita is so cute!!!!
preshita by Shakuntala September 2, 2018
n. a generic reference to a man or woman's genitals.
When they bent down, the shorts were so short, that you could see their peeshies.
peeshie by Maryann P. September 15, 2008

peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.
"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"
peashitter by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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