peeshit

When you have to shit so badly that you pee simultaneously. Considered a caustic acid trip on the commode and a wiping nightmare.

Kat made her own unpleasant bidet by taking a spastic peeshit after suffering from charmiphobia all evening.

by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015

Peeshit

when you flush the toilet but forget to close the lid when flushing. Water from the toilet touches you and you get peeshit on yourself. You can also get peesheet on yourself when you overflow the toilet and it flows everywhere.

I went to the toilet the other day and I dropped my phone in the loo and got peeshit everywhere.

by Moaningstyles March 7, 2016

pesshit

A farmer from Argentina that statpad against Eibar, Bolivia and Ecuador. He failed the Anfield and the Rome test.

Dad, when will Pesshit score in the farmers league?

Son, Pesshit is finished and can't score

by Börga〽️ November 13, 2021

Pee Pee Shit

Pee Pee Shit refers to a person who tries so hard to pee that shit comes out of their genitalia

Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out

by That CrackHead down the block February 1, 2020

preshita

Your name of Preshita gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.

You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age.

Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends.

Don't go on looks your life partner will be kind hearted and he will make you feel happy .

You will be shamed for your life partner but after sometime you will love him like no one.....

Preshita is so cute!!!!

by Shakuntala September 2, 2018

peeshie

n. a generic reference to a man or woman's genitals.

When they bent down, the shorts were so short, that you could see their peeshies.

by Maryann P. September 15, 2008

peashitter

A mechanichal device that does nothing of use/interest. In videogames, it may be used to refer to a poor gun. In the literal sense, it is an animal that shits peas.

"I don't want a peashitting Mobile Phone Warmer!"

"I heard VALVe are going to buff the Sniper's peashitter sometime soon."

"Rabbits are my favourite peashitters"

by SpammyStanley December 22, 2009