Pesron

A pesron is a modern day (1865-2023) sasquatch that is known to live amongst normal humans. usually shaven to blend in, Pesrons go about daily life like a human would. Their diets still consist mainly of wild berries and mushrooms but some older Pesrons have been known to eat the same as humans would. Abraham Lincoln was the first descovered Pesron. He was found to be a sasquatch a week before his assasination, thereafter thay refered to these sasquatch as Pesrons. some other known celebrity Pesrons include: Ant and Dec, JFK, Arch Duke Ferdinand, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Tom Brady and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hey bro did you hear, Abraham Lincoln was assasinated after they found out he was a Pesron

by Arson Goat August 23, 2023