Pertz 

(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".

Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.

One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.

Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"

Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?

Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"

Pertz by ch1angsta March 8, 2010

Pertz 

Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.

A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.

*Antonym: Bookman

"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."

"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."

Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."

Pertz by RobbyB. October 14, 2019

pertz 

a fart. also known as a twin mint container.

woah, look at that pertz

YOU PERTZED!

pertz by shannon edwards. August 12, 2009

perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts 

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

perts by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Perezentation 

A presentation of undefined length, characterized by a monotone speaking style, lacking any intonation or variety of pitch. Typically there is an inverse correlation between presentation length and audience attentiveness, corresponding to a deterioration of topic relevance as the speaker digresses.

Brian could feel the life-force draining from his body as he sat through the third hour of a brutal perezentation.

Perezentation by FlowCalHater April 24, 2011

perez hilton 

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop

1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard

perez hilton by anrj123 August 21, 2012