(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".
Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.
One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.
Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.
One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.
Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"
Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?
Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"
Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?
Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"
by ch1angsta March 8, 2010
Get the Pertz mug.Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
by RobbyB. October 14, 2019
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Get the pertz mug.Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018
Get the perts mug.Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
Get the perts mug.A presentation of undefined length, characterized by a monotone speaking style, lacking any intonation or variety of pitch. Typically there is an inverse correlation between presentation length and audience attentiveness, corresponding to a deterioration of topic relevance as the speaker digresses.
Brian could feel the life-force draining from his body as he sat through the third hour of a brutal perezentation.
by FlowCalHater April 24, 2011
Get the Perezentation mug.a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs
2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton
1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton
1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
by anrj123 August 21, 2012
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