1 definition by RobbyB.
Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
by RobbyB. October 14, 2019