Portlethen

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

Portlethen by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019

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portlethen

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

portlethen by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

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(Adj.) A person who shows signs of stupidity or special needs.

Do act like a postletheweight when you do that.

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Postletheweight

(Adj.) a person who acts stupidity or shows early signs of special needs.

Stop acting postletheweight like!

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
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Pitpig

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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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