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Derived from the Arabic "Purtlé," meaning to be unbelieveably hilarious and slightly self-centered; To have an abnormally large Penis; To be great in physical activities with 'godlike' strength
The man was obviously Pirtle. How much more Pirtle can you get?
Pirtle by Billy thomson May 3, 2010
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One who uncannily resembles Disney's Hercules.
"Jonathan is such a Pirtle."
Pirtle by skidz417 December 15, 2008
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1. For a male to attempt to engage another male in coversation while using a bathroom.

2. To be irredeemably gay by breaking clearly defined standards of acceptable heterosexual behavior.
Hey, did you hear about Matt pirtling Thomas in the bathroom?

Jerry finally let us know he's pirtle when he grabbed Tony's ass.
Pirtle by Bocephus Z January 11, 2009

Peyton Pirtle 

She is an amazingly sweet girl that you can talk to about anything. She is beautiful and you will fall in love at first sight.
Guy1- "Dont you just with you were with her?"

Guy2- "Definately, shes totally a Peyton Pirtle."
Peyton Pirtle by RedDotOnUrMind January 19, 2011
(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!
Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.
pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

Portlethen 

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10
Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake
Crazy psychotically in love
Tu eres un pirule You're a pirule
pirule by Wilnet June 16, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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