He's literally everything you could ever want in a guy. He's a handsome gentleman with just a slight hint of mischief in his kind soul. And no matter where you see him or who he's playing, you're guaranteed to love him. If not, you're either not a woman or just someone who's not attracted to men. I'm sorry but men better than Mark Pellegrino just don't exist. Oh, and ladies, if you ever think you'll be his Superman and save him from the horrors of his life, just remember that God threw some kryptonite in the bowl while creating him. And guys, don't hate your girls for living him. They can't help it. He was designed to be loved.

Girl #1: Okay, if you could marry any celeb, who?
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*

Mark Pellegrino by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

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Permagrin

A long lasting smile usually caused by the frivolous feel after a great session of sex. A great partner is required to achieve this higher plane of sexual satisfaction. Accompanies lightheadedness, temporary speech impendiment, being off balance, carelessness, blurred vision, and general sexual "outbursts"

He walked into the room with her, after five hours they both walked out stumbling with empty eyes and permagrins plastered to their faces.

Permagrin by -Synthetik- September 17, 2008

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Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

Pellegrino by The_Buddy January 9, 2012

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