Definitions by The_Buddy

Pipes

Vocal cords

Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!

Pipes by The_Buddy December 29, 2013

Streets 

Day-to-day clothing. Opposite of a work uniform/attire.

Melbin Toast- "Woah, check out John in his streets, i didn't know he wore slacks."

Seymour Duncan- "Yeah its odd to see him in his streets, im used to seeing him in only a white shirt and tie."

Melbin Toast- "I wonder when John is at home if his family says 'Hey look at dad in his works!' "

Seymour- "..."

Streets by The_Buddy January 21, 2012

Pellegrino

What fancy people call water.

Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"

Boyd- "Wheres the what now?

Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"

Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"

Pellegrino by The_Buddy January 9, 2012

Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

Old bag of bones by The_Buddy November 15, 2011

Perif

Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".

Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"

Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."

Richard- "I used my perif."

Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."

Perif by The_Buddy August 24, 2011

Backwash 

The sediment and/or particles of whatever you're eating that ends up in your drink.

William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"

Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"

William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"

Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."

Backwash by The_Buddy August 22, 2011

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

Feeding the Meter by The_Buddy June 18, 2011