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If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.
Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020

God's literal best creation. If you don't love him, you don't know him. All Hail Misha Collins! And let the Mishapocalypse live on! Whoo!
(Best known for his role as Castiel in the Tv show Supernatural)
(Best known for his role as Castiel in the Tv show Supernatural)
Person #1: Who's Misha Collins?
Person #2: God's literal best creation, duh.
Person #1: That doesn't help.
Tumblr: Tonight we'll be showing the Mishapocalypse, starring Misha Collins.
Person #1: Who the Hell is Misha Collins? *finds a pic of Castiel on Tumblr*Oh, that's him. Well, why didn't you say so? Argh...
Person #2: God's literal best creation, duh.
Person #1: That doesn't help.
Tumblr: Tonight we'll be showing the Mishapocalypse, starring Misha Collins.
Person #1: Who the Hell is Misha Collins? *finds a pic of Castiel on Tumblr*Oh, that's him. Well, why didn't you say so? Argh...
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020

Nick is the first vessel of the Archangel Lucifer in Supernatural and the one who gave him actual fangirls (not girls who think they're a fan who just want to fuck Tom Ellis). All Sam Winchester (played by Jared Padalecki) did was make him hot as all Hell.
Girl #1: So, what would you say is the best thing about Nick?
Girl #2: He's Lucifer's first and primary vessel.
Girl #1: Lame response.
Girl #2: Oh, come on. It isn't like he comes to you with the red horns and tail. He comes to you as everything you ever wanted.
Girl #1: No, everything you've ever wanted.
Girl #2: *gasps* Lucist.
Girl #1: Obsessive fangirl that loves Satan.
Girl #2: I am not obsessive.
Girl #1: Sure, you aren't.
Girl #2: He's Lucifer's first and primary vessel.
Girl #1: Lame response.
Girl #2: Oh, come on. It isn't like he comes to you with the red horns and tail. He comes to you as everything you ever wanted.
Girl #1: No, everything you've ever wanted.
Girl #2: *gasps* Lucist.
Girl #1: Obsessive fangirl that loves Satan.
Girl #2: I am not obsessive.
Girl #1: Sure, you aren't.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 18, 2020

Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

Archangel Gabriel is the youngest of the four Archangels. He's a Trickster and loves sweets but beware of his mischief. Like any other angel, he's oftenly a douche but if shit goes down, he's the guy you want on your side. And best part, his Supernatural actor is none other than the sexy Richard Speight, Jr.
Person #1: Who's this Archangel Gabriel?
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
Person #2: He is the youngest of the four Archangels. But be warned, he is very mischievous and loves sweets. But if shit were to go down, he's the guy you want on your side. He may be a douche most of the time, but once you have his protection, he'll make sure no one fucks with you.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 20, 2020

Archangel Lucifer from Supernatural, is as he is anywhere else: the Devil but it doesn't stop there. Back in heaven, he grew up with a father (God/Chuck) that didn't care about him and a big brother (Archangel Michael) who wanted to kill him only because of his envy for Lucifer had been Chuck's favorite. When Chuck created humanity, he had expected all of his angels to worship and love these hairless apes more than him. Lucifer, knowing how pathetic this new species was and loving his father more than anything, protested. As punishment, Chuck had Michael banish him to Hell. Despite of his cruel actions, he is still that sweet little angel who loved his family. He just has a hard time showing that he cares because let's face it. As Castiel has shown us more times then we can remember, angels weren't taught people skills.
Information gathered From: Supernatural 5x03 Free to be You and Me. As well as the rest of the show.
Information gathered From: Supernatural 5x03 Free to be You and Me. As well as the rest of the show.
Person #1: So, who is Supernatural's Archangel Lucifer to you?
Person #2: Same as he is anywhere else: the Devil.
Person #3: He's a poor, misunderstood angel who was cast from his home only for having an opinion different from his father's. He tries to be a little nice but fails miserably every time because, as we all know, angels aren't taught people skills. How is he supposed to know any better when that's all he knows?
Person #1: Thank you, *insert name*
Person #2: Same as he is anywhere else: the Devil.
Person #3: He's a poor, misunderstood angel who was cast from his home only for having an opinion different from his father's. He tries to be a little nice but fails miserably every time because, as we all know, angels aren't taught people skills. How is he supposed to know any better when that's all he knows?
Person #1: Thank you, *insert name*
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 19, 2020
