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Permist is somebody is obsessed with getting a perm, and who looks down on anybody with straight hair. Usually mad lads or classy gents gets a perm.
"Why is he so obsessed with his curls?" " Its the burden of being a permist"
Permist by Njabo@52 August 6, 2019

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. 

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.

persistence 

The act of continuing to pursue a someone even after being blown off multiple times.
I hope that dude's persistence pays off and Miss McDonald goes out with him.

Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.
Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!
Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

Permission to dance

1. Amazing song made by bts, whit an awesome music video you should see

2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.
1. A: hey, have you seen the latest BTS song, permission to dance? B: not yet, but I heard it has an awesome music video. A: are u gonna watch it today? B: bruh, i'm legit watching it rn

2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing

oral permission 

Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.

Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately

Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."

Philip K. Dick

Lies, Inc.
oral permission by errataagain October 9, 2009