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A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.
My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.
Permawood by petuniafarmer January 28, 2009
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Permaroids 

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.
It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011

peckawood 

This is an old southern term used by my grandmother. It is a disrespectful term for a white person similar to "cracker" or "honky." I believe it comes from the fact that woodpeckers have reddish hair up top like white people.
That 'ole peckawood tried to steal my land.
peckawood by Ken May 4, 2004

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.
permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

permawhore 

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.
damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.
permawhore by feel that October 10, 2011

peckawood 

The correct word is peck of wood. It was used by slaves to describe the worth of a white man that was the overseer. The slaves pronounced it as peckawood and the word evolved to peckerwood with wealthy whites wanting to seperate themselves from the lessor whites than themselves. I'm 62 years old and i was told this by my grandfather when i was a young man.
That white man ain't worth a peckawood
peckawood by HACHA HATAK October 15, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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