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When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.
Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permafroze 

1. An Antartican born Soundcloud Rapper based out of New Jersey.

2. A piece of jewelry which has extreme glamour and is encrusted with diamonds particularly white diamonds.
1. "Damn bro that watch is permafroze"

2. "Hell yeah bro"
Permafroze by John Jackson 440 March 29, 2020

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.
permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

permafrown 

A mouth of a person (usually older) which is frowning in its relaxed state.
I can't talk to him! His permafrown just takes all the joy out of my day.
permafrown by Firrox December 22, 2008

Permanoob 

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
Permanoob by DB_KG March 26, 2010

Parafoot 

A parafoot is something every one does, thinks about, ect...but NEVER talks about.
Have you ever scared yourself? Like, have you ever been outside, by yourself, late at night and you look behind yourself making sure no one is there? Well that's a parafoot, you never tell someone: "I looked behind myself last night walking home to make sure no one was there," you just do it! Or like when you're outside in the dark again, and you don't even hear anything but you look behind yourself and then run, you get scared from your running so you run faster and faster until you may even panic. That is an example of a parafoot.
Parafoot by author101 March 6, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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