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A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.
My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.
Permawood by petuniafarmer January 28, 2009
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Permaroids 

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.
It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011

peckawood 

This is an old southern term used by my grandmother. It is a disrespectful term for a white person similar to "cracker" or "honky." I believe it comes from the fact that woodpeckers have reddish hair up top like white people.
That 'ole peckawood tried to steal my land.
peckawood by Ken May 4, 2004

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.
permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

permawhore 

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.
damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.
permawhore by feel that October 10, 2011

peckawood 

The correct word is peck of wood. It was used by slaves to describe the worth of a white man that was the overseer. The slaves pronounced it as peckawood and the word evolved to peckerwood with wealthy whites wanting to seperate themselves from the lessor whites than themselves. I'm 62 years old and i was told this by my grandfather when i was a young man.
That white man ain't worth a peckawood
peckawood by HACHA HATAK October 15, 2018
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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