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Paramood 

A state in which you desire to binge listen to Paramore.
"Ortega, I'm in a Paramood."
"Yeah, Sarah Kate. I can tell. You've been listening to Ain't it fun on repeat."
Paramood by DRUMMAJOR13 May 14, 2014

Permaroids 

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.
It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.
permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

Permanoob 

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
Permanoob by DB_KG March 26, 2010
describes a situation when a man has had an erection for an extended period of time, this is often induced by taking viagra
"this things been up for more than 5 hours"
"sounds like you have permawood"
permawood by cordaborb August 4, 2007
A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.
My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.
Permawood by petuniafarmer January 28, 2009