adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.
Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!
Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.
My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.