Permanoob 

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.

Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.

Permanoob by DB_KG March 26, 2010

permanoob 

someone who is a noob at something but thinks that they are great, even though they have no chance of passing a level 8. (usually a real shit-talker) (prone to get angry when he loses i.e. always angry)
(permenant noob status)
see also
noob
n00b

Arthur is such a permanoob.

permanoob by GRIFF December 1, 2004

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.

Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.

permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

perma-noob 

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.

See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."

perma-noob by anonymous July 12, 2005

permawood

describes a situation when a man has had an erection for an extended period of time, this is often induced by taking viagra

"this things been up for more than 5 hours"
"sounds like you have permawood"

permawood by cordaborb August 4, 2007

Permawood

A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.

My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.

Permawood by petuniafarmer January 28, 2009

Permapoo 

The scent of every gas station bathroom in the state of Alabama.

The permapoo in the Thomasville Chevron station won't dissipate despite multiple cleanings.

Or

It's rare for the permapoo to be exceptiinally thick in a women's restroom, but the scent of the Evergreen Love's clung to my clothes all day.

Permapoo by ppppppppppphhhht April 19, 2018