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permatilt 

In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.
"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."
permatilt by TheGameKat March 11, 2009
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perma-tilt 

A condition produced when a poker player receives such a bad beat that s/he will forever play poorly and erratically.
'Man, when I hit that one-outer Senor Foldo totally flipped. Real perma-tilt job.'
perma-tilt by TheGameKat February 13, 2008

Permaculture

The word permaculture, coined by Australians Bill Mollison and David Holmgren during the 1970s, is a portmanteau of permanent agriculture as well as permanent culture. Through a series of publications, Mollison, Holmgren and their associates documented an approach to designing human settlements, in particular the development of perennial agricultural systems that mimic the structure and interrelationship found in natural ecologies.

Permaculture design principles extend from the position that "The only ethical decision is to take responsibility for our own existence and that of our children" (Mollison, 1990). The intent was that, by rapidly training individuals in a core set of design principles, those individuals could design their own environments and build increasingly self-sufficient human settlements — ones that reduce society's reliance on industrial systems of production and distribution that Mollison identified as fundamentally and systematically destroying the Earth's ecosystems.

While originating as an agro-ecological design theory, permaculture has developed a large international following of individuals who have received training through intensive two week long 'permaculture design courses'. This 'permaculture community' continues to expand on the original teachings of Mollison and his associates, integrating a range of ideas of alternative culture, through a network of training, publications, permaculture gardens, and internet forums. In this way permaculture has become both a design system and a loosely defined philosophy or lifestyle ethic.
A Forest Garden is the best example of Permaculture.
Permaculture by Mocosoloco December 21, 2008

PERMATWIT 

From the word permanent and the acronymn T.W.I.T.

T.W.I.T stands for T-otally W-ithout I-ntelligent T-hought but when combined with PERMA short for permanent is the definition of a person who has permanently been banned from using ISCABBS the Bulletin Board System in IOWA known as ISCABBS, Iowa State Computing Association Bulletin Board System.

These poor unfortunate souls can not use the crappy BBS, ISCABBS ever again, hence, PERMATWIT.
EvilSysop1 : Holy crap that Pabo Wakataeo guy just tried to get an account again and used his real name, phone number and address.

EvilSysop2 : Yeah, he's PERMATWITted. If we let him gain access to our crappy BBS the universe may unfold. *pushes coke-bottle bottom glasses towards his face and adjusts pens in his pocket protector*

EvilSysop1 : Yeah...we must protect the universe. *denies application* Protect the universe.
PERMATWIT by d00db0x January 19, 2007

Permathot 

A diagnosis where a female (usually of slutty fashion) stands with her ass out and chest out for an extended period of time, of which then becomes permanent.
Did you here about Mary? She got permathot.

Should've guessed it, she's a straight up hoe.
Permathot by Awesomebacon December 18, 2015

permadirt 

dirt that is permantly on a man's hand no matter the amount of cleaners and washing you use.
don't touch me, you have permadirt on your hands.
permadirt by chicagmc February 4, 2010

Permadirt 

A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”
Example: How long is that Permadirt gonna last?
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