permadirt

dirt that is permantly on a man's hand no matter the amount of cleaners and washing you use.

don't touch me, you have permadirt on your hands.

by chicagmc February 4, 2010

Permadirt

A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”

Example: How long is that Permadirt gonna last?

by Dude who likes ICEES April 15, 2023

Permadirt

Skin that permanently looks dirty and darker from obese people, notably in their fat folds.

Bro, look at that lady's second chin permadirt. She's got bottom foot permadirt, too. Gnarly.

by Permadirt March 13, 2021

Permafart

When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.

I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.

by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permadrunk

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010

permatilt

In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.

"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."

by TheGameKat March 11, 2009

Permavirgin

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons

He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...

by James Howard February 2, 2004