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permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".
permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

permasingle 

"Permanently Single"
I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me.
permasingle by ekailthomas January 10, 2008

permasin 

A type of build found on the online MMORPG Guild Wars. An assassin using Glyph Swiftness, Deadly Paradox and Shadowform can maintain Shadowform indefinitely, giving the user immunity from most types of damage. Often used for farming.
Note: there were permasins before GW:ENexisted, but with its addition the build becomes much simpler.
Me: Um...hi.
Group: OMG FINALLY A PERMASIN TO RUN US TO DROKS! Do you have shadowform?
Me: What's that?
(kicked)
permasin by MankMoon October 19, 2008

permastoned 

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.
Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

permatan 

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

permastone 

When someone consumes enough THC, usually through the smoking of copious amounts of hash oil over a prolonged period of time, it is possible to achieve a state of "permanent stoned-ness" whereby the subject is stoned for the rest of their lives.
Jim smoked 2kg of hash oil through his vaporizer in a week, its the first time i've heard of someone getting a permastone.
permastone by Skreite June 29, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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