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Perverted chicken test
A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
Related Words
pergert • pervert • perverted • Perbert • pervertism • pergurt • Pervertable • Pervertative • pervertible • Pervertish
Springfield Pervert
An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.
Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012
pergentina
pergentina by Mr Fuller April 14, 2014
pergurt
Q: Do you think bowtie pasta or angel hair pasta will work better for a pergurt?
Murr: The angel hair for sure
Murr: The angel hair for sure
pergurt by Horizon in the Steel City October 28, 2013
closet pervert
closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015
Perbert
A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.
Perbert by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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