pergert

when yur fat and have a baby with a dolphin thats purple

omg sally you are pergert

by HOTTTT AF April 19, 2018

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Springfield Pervert

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

pergentina

The Brazilian definition of flop, someone who fails too often.

"This girl is a pergentina"
"My life is a pergentina"
"The pergentina days are over"

by Mr Fuller April 14, 2014

pergurt

When you go skydiving with a pocket full of noodles.

Q: Do you think bowtie pasta or angel hair pasta will work better for a pergurt?

Murr: The angel hair for sure

by Horizon in the Steel City October 28, 2013

closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

Perbert

A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.

Nymn: "Look at his butt!"
HAchubby: "You are just perbert."

by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019