pergurt

When you go skydiving with a pocket full of noodles.

Q: Do you think bowtie pasta or angel hair pasta will work better for a pergurt?

Murr: The angel hair for sure

pergurt by Horizon in the Steel City October 28, 2013

Pergurt

When you sky dive with a pocket of noodles

My Friend got hungry so he ate all his noodles during his pergurt

Pergurt by Ymca 222 December 23, 2021

pergert 

when yur fat and have a baby with a dolphin thats purple

omg sally you are pergert

pergert by HOTTTT AF April 19, 2018

Pregurt 

That weird liquidy shit when you open your yogurt cup.

Dude#1: dude, wtf is this pre-cum shit at the top of my yogurt cup

Dude#2: That's Pregurt, Just stir it in bro.

Pregurt by CutiePrincess69 January 13, 2018