Pervertable 

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.

Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!

Pervertable by Dean Tee December 17, 2011

Pervertable 

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.

I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!

Pervertable by waterdude125 September 28, 2021

Perveable 

Someone who looks good enough to perve on

Woah, Miss P looks totally perveable today

Perveable by youknowmeeeeee November 28, 2018

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

pervertible by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

pervertalizing 

pervertalizing- filling one's mind with obscene stories and comments that they continue to think about or retell to others,... Filling ones ideas with perversion,

You are always pervertalizing people's minds with your obscene comments and humor.

pervertalizing by the pervertalizer January 25, 2017

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

pervertible by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008