pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

Pervertial Sextifier

It Is Someone that always talks errotic, kinky and, ect. Stuff that usualy one would not say in a typical conversation, is what this person does. Also can be for just someone that is perverted every second of their life.

Wow that RubyDoo is such a pervertial sextifier, I wanna be just like them!

by Rebecca Dean Osnato June 21, 2010

preventible

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix

"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"

by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018

pervertize

(v.) To live out your sexual fantasies upon another being.

Don't make me pervertize you tonight... o_o

by Ty-san April 4, 2006

Pervertise

To pervertise on someone is to act like a pervert around him, to keep touching him in unappropriated places.

To pervertise someone is to make him a pervert by insisting too much on him, or just by pervertizing on him.

Jim kept pervertizing on my when we were alone, watching a DVD together.

Ben pervertised my younger brother, his sexual behavior is now abnormal!!

by yo-the-ho December 27, 2008