Pervertative
Pervertative by DesertRuby February 10, 2021
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Pervertative
Pervertative by John elrondo June 4, 2023
preventative wiz
Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.
preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004
preventative masturbation
Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.
preventative masturbation by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010
pervertation
pervertation by 3rdlinegrind January 19, 2017
Perversatile
Perversatile by cazo0 July 15, 2009
Preventative Maintenance
A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.
You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.
Preventative Maintenance by Flashwheat July 1, 2010
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