Perfucktion

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Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

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perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

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Whack the earth into perfection

A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.

Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.

Whack the earth into perfection by SwedishBrony July 30, 2012

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Wack the earth into perfection

A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2

"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox

Wack the earth into perfection by MightyMortalRyback July 29, 2012

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Perfection

The person reading this.

Hey, Y/N! You're perfection, I hope you have a rad day.

Perfection by have_u_seen_my_dad December 3, 2018

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Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

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Perfection

You

Look at perfection

Perfection by Vans and nike socks September 1, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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