Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Whack the earth into perfection

A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.

Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.

Whack the earth into perfection by SwedishBrony July 30, 2012

Wack the earth into perfection 

A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2

"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox

Wack the earth into perfection by MightyMortalRyback July 29, 2012

Perfection

The person reading this.

Hey, Y/N! You're perfection, I hope you have a rad day.

Perfection by have_u_seen_my_dad December 3, 2018

Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Perfection

You

Look at perfection

Perfection by Vans and nike socks September 1, 2014