Perfetic

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British slang for something that is pathetic, but also perfect
(Sometimes the pronunciation is mistaken for "Perfect")

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Perfetic

Perfect at the same time pathetic.

These cuts are perfetic.

Perfetic by specialty123 February 7, 2018

Related Words

Perfetic • Perfetick • perfecticity • perfecticality • Perfecticate • perfecticide • perfecticle • perfelicious • Perretical

perfecticle

1. When your sexual conquests achieve a status that extends beyond orgasmical. (sexual)

2. When something is undeniably perfect. (non-sexual)

1. Last night, Ron and Hermione snuck into the bathroom and got perfecticle in front of Moaning Myrtle.

2. Harry and Hagrid had a perfecticle evening at the amusement park.

perfecticle by JasonisPerfecticle May 22, 2007

Perretical

Adj - To be bohemian, artsy, or musically beautiful.

The perretical couple walked out of the musuem.

Perretical by Jaim-jaim February 23, 2009

perfecticide

Restarting a video game or video game level after one mistake because the mistake meant it was no longer possible for you to achieve your goal on that attempt.

I must have committed perfecticide a thousand times before setting my new high score in Mario.

perfecticide by NickHealy June 30, 2023

Perfecticity

The art of being perfect. Anything and everything must be perfect. Everything must be completely planned out and in order. Nothing out of place.

My life has to have pure perfecticity.

Perfecticity by created by a panda made by syd June 14, 2010

perfecticity

The state, quality, or talent of being perfect.

Practice always rewards one with perfecticity.

perfecticity by Word by Ryan, definition by Stephanie February 23, 2004

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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