3 definitions by Honeydew Melon Hater

Anna

Annas may be competitive, but it's never rooted in ego. They may seem guarded and prone to solitude at first glance, but they're actually really transparent once they open up. They're kind, intelligent, and insanely funny. Annas are secure in their sense of self, but this doesn't mean Annas are girl bosses who're ultra-driven and will obliterate any obstacle in their path. Instead, their sense of security translates into knowing what they want, knowing who they are, and putting up with zero BS. They don't really care if you're not on board with it because they don't need that kind of external validation. Once you've earned Anna's trust, you've got a friend for life. Also, Annas are absolute nerds. This is the law.

"Anna's fucking fantastic!"

"What? I thought she hated everyone??"

"Nah, you've just gotta get to know her."

by Honeydew Melon Hater March 5, 2023

Deciduous Dumbass

Someone whose intelligence, or lack thereof, is seasonal and inconsistent. (See also perennial dumbass.)

"Sometimes they can be really smart, but other times they say the dumbest shit, you never know what you're gonna get. God, they are such a deciduous dumbass."

by Honeydew Melon Hater July 12, 2022

Perennial Dumbass

Someone who's an unrelenting, year-round dumbass. (See also deciduous dumbass.)

"Yeah, she just consistently makes the most moronic decisions, she's a perennial dumbass."

by Honeydew Melon Hater June 10, 2022