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Peppa Pig
Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale
Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops
Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops
Suzy Sheep: WHY iS thE grOuNd ShaKiNg
Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles
Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles
Peppa Pig by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021
Related Words
pepsa • Pepsar • peasant • Pensacola • Pepa • peasantry • pepa pig • peasantvision • peasant wagon • pepaga
Crystal Pepsi
A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.
Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016
Peasant
A peasant originally a term used to describe an agricultural laborer, usually those living in Medieval Europe under feudalism. Peasants were predominant in the European interior, in contrast to Roman & Semitic societies, where slaves were more common & generally held a better living standard than peasants.
The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom
A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom
A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
Bernard: We have to make sure we divide miscible peasants and corral immiscible peasants
Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite
Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.
Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!
Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it
Joe: Really, how much?!
Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite
Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.
Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!
Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it
Joe: Really, how much?!
Peasant by Felix Jabs Arnold August 1, 2018
Pepsi Freeze
A pepsi freeze is similar to a slushy, BUT way better because it is more frozen and doesn't turn to liquid in two seconds. They are only found in Clovis, CA at the Shell station that used to be a Texaco. It is called a pepsi freeze, but there is the Dr. Pepper and blue raspberry flavor as well. Quite possibly the greatest thing created.
Pepsi Freeze by Schroe January 22, 2011
Pepsi Party
What underage individuals have when there is no access to alcoholic beverages due to adult presence. Especially at employee Christmas parties.
{Matt walks in to room with a beer in hand and notices two young boys drinking Coca-Cola}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??
{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??
{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}
Pepsi Party by Jamal Rakens July 26, 2012
Drunken Peasants
A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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